Kerou-ache
Just submitted this to UrbanDictionary.com for the lols
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A medical phenomena experienced in the days immediately after 7/7/12 by those in attendance of the above average rock band Kerouac’s final show- at The Old Blue Last, London.
Symptoms included, but were not exclusive to, sore necks, bruising, stiff joints, sore throats, general aches and pains.
It’s thought the injuries were sustained through headbanging, moshing, stagediving, ‘walls of death’ singalongs and the elusive ‘human pyramid/circle pit’ combo.
Guilty parties:
Gnarwolves,
The Long Haul,
Vales,
Pariso,
Bastions,
Kerouac.
Injuries - 200+
Deaths - 1 (#UKSWELL)
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Simon - ‘Did you enjoy the show last night?’
Ollie- ‘Yeah, it was banging- but I’ve got major Kerou-ache right now’
Ollie- ‘Yeah, it was banging- but I’ve got major Kerou-ache right now’
